Sex in a bed can be amazing, but sometimes you need to kick it up a notch. If you’re ready to add a little pep intoyour sexual step, you might consider boning down in one of these unconventional locales. Get your sexual adventure on, you ~beautiful freaks~!
1. In the woods. Put a blanket down. Or don’t. Let nature be your playground — use boulders to prop yourself up, and lush valley grass as a blanket. Be wild among the animals, you dirty bird!
2. In the laundry room. Get freaking on top of a washing machine or dryer and wait for the crotchular fireworks. As I’m sure you can guess, the vibrations from below make this an especially delicious place to bone.
3. In your childhood bedroom. There’s something so risqué about doing it in the same place you studied for algebra tests. (Just make sure to cover your stuffed animals’ eyes.)
4. On a pile of money. No, but really. You only live once and you have to fuck on top of a pile of Benjamins. Or even on a pile of Washingtons. As long as it’s paper money and not coinage — ouch! — you will feel dirty, filthy rich and powerful.
5. On a fancy hotel rooftop. Sneak up after hours and have your way with him in a poolside cabana. It’s so swank! You’re basically Hugh Hefner. (Like a sexier, younger, hotter Hugh Hefner. But Hugh Hefner, nonetheless.)
6. On a swing. If you’re into acrobatic boning (and have the room!) (side note: I’m jealous of your apartment square footage), you might even consider buying one for your bedroom. (But not in a park when children are nearby because you don’t want to become a sex offender, for real.)
7. Dressing room. This is the most natural place to have sex, if you think about it. It’s private and you’re naked. The sex is just the natural next step. That, plus buying a cute new dress for summer.
8. Front seat of a car. Yes, the backseat is the OG of ~adventurous~ sex, but why not ramp it up a bit and get creative in the front seat? Necessity is the mother of invention and so you can get yourself into new and exciting positions because of the restrictions. Hot.
9. Football field. You’re Tammy Taylor, he’s Coach Taylor, GO! Friday Night Lights fireworks!
10. Pool table. There’s something so 1960s The Hustler hot about boning on a pool table. Think of it as just like doing it on your kitchen table, but with the added bonus of it being extra dirty and fun.
11. Storage room at work. You’re at work! But you’re not working! That’s just hot. Bonus points if you can hear other people printing out law reports or something equally boring.
12. In the library stacks. This is perfect for a ~naughty~ fantasy: You’re a sexy librarian and he’s a bad boy who can never return his books on time! Just clean up after yourself or else you’ll be on the librarian’s shit list. And you do not want to be on a librarian’s shit list. That is awful karma.
13. On a boat. You’re having sex on water! You’re basically magic. (This works for both a giant, fancy yacht as well as a tiny, grungy dinghy. Both have their plusses!)